Stuff that makes me exhale loudly through my nose

 

officialnorthamerica:

I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died

(Source: celsisus)

voldy92:

there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album

Me in the morning: i wanna be at a concert.

Me at night: i want to be at a concert.

Me in the shower: i want to be at a concert

Me in class: i want to be at a concert

Me sleeping: i want to be at a concert

Me at a concert: i want to be here forever until the end of time.

marxvx:

if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people